not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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