Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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