Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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