He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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