im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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