talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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