Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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