Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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