I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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