You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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