I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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