What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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