did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
