a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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