I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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