She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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