nut hugger
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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