so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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