I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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