oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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