is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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