white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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