hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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