sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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