You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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