found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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