i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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