Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
so much tequila, so little girl.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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