You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
