normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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