So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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