I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Randomize
