when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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