He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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