idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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