So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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