I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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