they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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