So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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