Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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