It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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