remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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