When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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