absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
