I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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