Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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