There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Even my vagina gasped.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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