you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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