My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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