When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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